My mom said that when I was a baby, 

a huge purple one eyed creature with lot of arms

came down from the sky. The town's people

named the creature Cyclopox.

Cyclopox gave everyone in our town 

a box called TV. The TV was magical.

It told and showed us everything

we needed to know. Cyclopox also left

a round thing with two arms he called Time

Every evening, Time would yell,

"It's seven o'clock people. Time to watch TV. Anyone who fails to watch TV right now may disappear forever. The TV was brought here to tell you what you need to know so you will not disappear."

One evening while our family

sat on the couch to watch TV, 

A boy with glasses and a spinning  dish on his head appeared and began to speak.

Hello, my name 

is Simon.

I have great 

news to tell you.

Simon stepped out of the TV

and waved a wand in front of us.

At the wave of his wand, we were all wearing glasses.

 Simon said that Cyclopox gave him the power to give everyone glasses to protect our eyes from going blind.

That's why everyone in our town wears

glasses. We believe that anyone who does

not wear them will go blind.

The town's people were very happy that

Simon came to protect us.

While on the way to visit my friend,

something hit me in the head.

It hit me so hard, it made my glasses fall to the ground.